The Labour Party

The Labour Party Latest News After some hard consideration and consultation with focus groups, we have decided that we would prefer to be called "Majorites" after out hero, John Major. In recognition of this, we plan to implement all the policies that made the last years of Conservatism so popular, including privatisation of the NHS, elitist state schools and ultimately the destruction of the UK's ecomony and transport system. Whare are we doing this? Well, simply put we want to negate all the changes we put in place since 1997 ("Things Can Only Get Better" - remember). By the time we've finished with this latest batch of reforms, it will be as if Labour never got elected in the first place. And then the second age of Majorism will begin! Love Tony B Liar